husband & wife

[المحامي سليمان الأحمد]

Husband (returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged

Wife: Have u brought the groceries?

Husband: Bad Command or file name.

Wife: But I told u in the morning.

Husband: syntax error. Abort?

Wife: what about my new T.V?

Husband: Variable not found.

Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.

Husband: sharing violation, access denied.

Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.

Husband: Too many parameters.

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.

Husband: Type mismatch.

Wife: U r useless.

Husband: It’s by default.

Wife: Wt about your salary.

Husband: file in use…try later.

Wife: Wt is my value in this family.

Husband: Unknown virus…

[تيسير فارس أبوعيطه]

I am the laweyer of that Wife and wolud like to make a spech
Woman has "Man in it
Mrs has "MR in it
Female has "Male int
She has " He in it
Madam has "Adam in it
No wonder " Men always want to be inside " Women

[المحامي جهاد فرعون]

i agree on the names but does that mean that they want to be inside women , i dont think so.

nice pc to life mr. soulaiman

by the way nice to have english speakers in our club